25 Most Hilarious Tweets by Pakalu Papito – the Comedian Who Rules Twitter!

Do you know Pakalu Papito? A Twitter sensation with over 1.4 million followers, he has been winning hearts with his hilarious and random tweets. And people enjoy his humour without knowing who this person is. Here are 25 of the most amusing tweets by the mysterious Papito

By Tanaya Singh

January 5, 2016

How to kick-off your weekend or any holiday season? Ask this person named Pakalu Papito on Twitter, and you might get an answer that makes you go – “this is sooo me!”

For here is how he chose to spend December:

how I've been all holiday pic.twitter.com/h8eXtmUbF5— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 29, 2015

And then he entered the New Year with a very direct instruction:

2016 better be the year i get hot and sexy— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016

A Twitter sensation who has a very mysterious identity, Pakalu Papito has been winning followers with his hilarious and random tweets. He tweets about anything and everything – from food, to Christmas, to how he is just waiting to be a millionaire. Some of his posts are about the brutally honest facts of life portrayed in a hysterically funny manner, and he is mostly found detesting himself with tweets that are witty and highly relatable.

With over 1.4 million followers, he is one of Twitterati’s favourite comedians. And followers enjoy his humour without knowing who he is. Here are 25 of the most amusing tweets by Papito:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 2, 2016

me: *watches own snapchat story 44677 times* me: amazing— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016

where can i download motivation— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 31, 2015

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 29, 2015

me everyday: today is not my day— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 27, 2015

i hate when i offer someone food and they accept— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 25, 2015

i'm not always sarcastic sometimes im sleeping— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 22, 2015

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 20, 2015

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 18, 2015

single by choice just not my choice— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 15, 2015

dear santa all i want is ur credit card thnx— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 14, 2015

i need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days by tomorrow— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 13, 2015

January 2015: this will be my year December 2015: maybe not.— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 9, 2015

my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 4, 2015

no relationship november is going well— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 26, 2015

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 19, 2015

when someone tells me their unwanted opinion pic.twitter.com/sSWxa78Wwz— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 17, 2015

trying to turn my life around like pic.twitter.com/B18QPVqlo5— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 13, 2015

i stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 2, 2015

when ur relatives offers you money and you pretend like you cant take it at first pic.twitter.com/ft7uKgIqth— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 29, 2015

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 27, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 2, 2015

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) September 9, 2015

may the 4th be with you pic.twitter.com/0GnyUCbNTs— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 4, 2015

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